West Roxbury Woman Believes Someone Masturbated Next to Her Vehicle
An Anderer Lane resident told Boston Police she believed someone masturbated by her vehicle, and left a penis imprint on her car's window.
A West Roxbury woman told Boston Police she believes that an unknown male may have masturbated by her vehicle, leaving a specimen and penis imprint behind.
On Nov. 28 around 6:28 p.m., officers went to 95 Anderer Lane and spoke with a resident who said that when she went to her vehicle around 7:45 a.m. she saw "what appeared to be a pool of semen on the ground next to her door." The woman also said she noticed what looked like to be a penis imprint on her driver's side window.
An officer observed the imprint in question and it appeared to resemble a penis, according to a Boston Police report.
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The victim did not report any other damage to her vehicle "other than the approximately two inch imprint on the window."
The resident told police she did not see any suspicious people near her vehicle, but she said several construction employees were working nearby that morning.
Karl Stier
2:32 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Two inch imprint? Was that meant to anger and draw the perp out?
Patrick Oser
11:05 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
LOL Funny stuff
Christopher Lang
2:47 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Classic Karl!
david mcmanus
3:55 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
ok i admit it the two door hatchback makes me horny
DJ Grace
8:27 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
So I'm wondering if they dusted for prints... and if so, how will they match the 2 inch imprint to a potential suspect????
David Ertischek
8:36 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
There was no mention of dusting for prints at the scene.
Patrick Oser
11:09 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
It appears the suspect already dusted the scene………..and the temperature at the time the imprint was made could make it Hard to find a match………..
Patrick Oser
11:11 pm on Tuesday, December 4, 2012
The Boston Police that posted this story had to know this was going to be the brunt of jokes.
DJ Grace
12:24 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Look at the number of shares for Facebook. Going viral I'd say
claire mcm
9:53 am on Wednesday, December 5, 2012
hahaah he actually left imprint POOR DUDE...when they catch him every woman will know his SMALL BUSINESS lolol funny stuff
marty
2:33 am on Wednesday, December 12, 2012
police believe it was a white guy driving a black hummer.